spongebob fucking rules
theonion:

Too Late Now To Switch From Checkout Line With Talkative Cashier
theonion:

Police Satisfied After Drunk Man Assures Them There’s No Problem

teethingharmonicas:

i’m really stressed out  /: i need some cap’n crunch. 

chordn:

nudellz:

lmsig:

so-treu:

rococobutter:

musicpoetryandwritingislife:

therandomassninja:

leisurelord:

greatness-defined:

momdiggity:

tricountyshit:

fapskins:

jesusallen:

Best skit of the show

best skit of all time*

Black head of the cia son

CRADLE OF FUCKING CIVILIZATION

SPECIAL CIA NAPKIN

BITCH YOU COOKIN

I GUESS THAT MEANS YOU NEED TO SHUT THE FUCK UP

Do I need to tell you…what the f**k you can do…with an aluminum tube?

ALUMINUM!!

Don’t drop that shit!

Yellow Cake!

THE NIGGA TRIED TO KILL MAH FATHAH!!!!

THIS. SHIT. WAS. SO. FUCKING. FUNNY. AND. ON. POINT.

The best skit on the show

The king of comedy

I pray to god you don’t drop that shit

nazmatik:

don’t talk to me unless you dress like this

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geekycroc:

Look at these cuties!

geekycroc:

Look at these cuties!

*walks in on gay porn set*

jontronshat:

What’s better than this? Guys bangin dudes.

theatrefetish:

Things girls look for in a boy:
•Day Man
•Fighter of the Night Man
•Champion of the sun
•Master of karate and friendship for everyone

autisticstargirl:

ask-fem-sweden-birgitta:

whOSE READY TO GET SPOOPY

HE’S UP ALL NIGHT TO GET SCARED
SHE’S UP ALL NIGHT TO GET SCARED
WE’RE UP ALL NIGHT TO GET SCARED
WE’RE UP ALL NIGHT TO GET SPOOPY

autisticstargirl:

ask-fem-sweden-birgitta:

whOSE READY TO GET SPOOPY

HE’S UP ALL NIGHT TO GET SCARED

SHE’S UP ALL NIGHT TO GET SCARED

WE’RE UP ALL NIGHT TO GET SCARED

WE’RE UP ALL NIGHT TO GET SPOOPY

brujabby:

bestrooftalkever:

whats better than this

guys being dudes

mariowiki:

when you realize you got a fact wrong about your favorite video game

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